Phil Collins & "F**ck, That Tastes Good" Present: Action Bronson & Big Body Bes' Knxwledge-produced "DU-RAG VS. HEADBAND" (Directed By Tom Gould) Blue Chips 7000?!!!??!

"The silver vehicle featured in ["Du-Rag vs. Headband"] is also an E31 8 Series BMW, an “M8;" the only prototype ever produced (one that was reportedly not even road safe) was locked away by BMW in the company’s Giftschrank (poison storage). BMW and The M Division had strongly denied that the car was even a possibility, since the initial stages of its development. The only public showing of the car happened on August 17, 2012 during The Legends of The Autobahn car show held in Carmel, California. The car was specially shipped from Germany for the appearance," Genius contributor @ebuzzell wrote, appended along with "Mash the petal of the 850; sound like the thunder cracking." Sharp-tongued Flushing, Queens rapper and former chef turned television personality Action Bronson surprise released his latest non-album single, "Du-Rag vs. Headband" last night at 10:00PM on his VICELAND travelling food show, F*ck, That's Delicious. Since unveiling his proper Atlantic/Vice Records debut, MR. WONDERFUL back in March 2015, Bronson has become established working relationships and aligned himself with world-renown chef Mario Batali, Rachael Ray, post-Jimmy Fallon Late Night host Seth Meyers, Wendy Williams, and Jimmy Kimmel, as well as Eminem & Blink-182's long-time manager, Paul Rosenberg.

It's unclear as to whether or not "Du-Rag vs. Headband," along with "Descendant of The Stars" and "MR. 2 FACE," will ultimately end up appearing within Action Bronson's third Blue Chips mixtape, Blue Chips 7000 or his long-rumored MR. WONDERFUL follow-up, The Human Highlight Reel. For now though, we have "Du-Rag vs. Headband"'s rather outrageous (well, maybe not by Bronson standards) Tom Gould-directed music video, which features his sh*t-talking "Albanian cousin" Big Body Bes mounted atop a pearly white steed, frequent F*ck, That's Delicious cohorts Meyhem Lauren & The Alchemist, and Nxworries producer and Traveling The Stars: Action Bronson & Friends Watch Ancient Aliens co-star Knxwledge; chaotically nestled within Gould's video presentation, we see ax-minced dinosaur eggs, Bronson sporting a Middle Eastern du-rag-esque head wrap, the aforementioned E31 BMW 850CSi & 8 Series "M8," countless unadulterated rap squats, a Knx-driven ice cream van, and Body ferociously rapping, "and when I die, make sure you spread my blood on a BMW," as well as an uncharacteristically hilarious white steed-centric outro rant. Now, it's really nothing all that different than what Action Bronson has repeatedly been doing ever since Blue Chips (2012), but it's still interesting for anyone who's even remotely into anti-Kanye Hip-Hop, exotic food, pro-wrestling, jet-setting, and generally, having a good time!

"Let Me Shine for You:" Lindsay Lohan for Playboy (Winter 2011-12 Leak)

Lindsay Lohan essentially embodies exactly "What NOT to Do In Hollywood :" Fame, fortune, success... sex, drugs & Rock "N" Roll . Within a fairly short period of time, Lohan somehow managed to obtain a plentiful helping of POWER @ a very young age. This gradual rise-downfall was captured on film; Between 1998-2010, she portrayed a wide array of roles across the silver screen in movies including: Mean Girls, Bobby , Herbie Fully Loaded , Georgia Rule, Machete , and Freaky Friday . Between rapid-paced film shoots, Lindsay Lohan also found time to record 2 Pop Rock albums for Casablanca , Speak (2004) and A Litter More Personal-Raw (2005). Needless to say, Lindsay Lohan has gotten roped up in a lot of troubles and woes with the law over the last 3-5 years... a vicious cycle of drugs, arrest, court, rehab, "daddy issues," jail time [Repeat]. That's the pure basics of it - But Google that shit for additional info, if necessary. Towards the end of

[W]reckless, Topless American Youth: Lana del Rey - "Born 2 Die" (Britney Spears Birthday 30)

Lana del Rey [Lizzy Grant] effectively became 2011's "It Girl" with the release of her phenomenal debut single, "Video Games" (Stranger) . Like many struggling singer-songwriters, Grant has been signed, dropped, and significantly changed her public image since bursting onto the scene (2009). With that said, it can be assumed that Lana del Rey has collected just as many "haters" as she has avid supporters. To be perfectly honest, the only other artist I can think of that made this much commotion... garnered so much wide-spread buzz/hate and critical acclaim -- right out of the gates -- with just one track is Britney Spears . And maybe in this post- Mike musical era, that's the true synthesis of Pop Culture: Britney Lynn Spears . After months of repeated teasing and speculation, Lana del Rey 's major label debut, Born 2 Die will [finally] be released this coming Jan. 30-31, 2012. Pitchfork reports that it will feature "Off to The Ra

Liberty Bell Cracked In 1/2: Ween - "Freedom of '76" (Gene Ween's Final Send-Off)

Chocolate & Cheese (1994) was one of the first albums I bought with my own money. I was in some sort of BMG Music Club , where you'd buy 5 CD's and then get 10 for "FREE." It was all sent through mail order and you picked the titles from some special booklet. I'm almost positive that Chocolate & Cheese's side boob-baring album cover was what initially drew me in... mind you, I was 12-15 and the zany Ween logo/middle finger CD graphic really didn't hurt either. Honestly, I forget how I really felt about it @ the time, but a few years later, my older cousin Josh told me that Ween were this BIG college "jam band." CKY did some sort pf 93.3 radio takeover to promote their new album and played "Freedom of '76" late that night on air. Needless to say, I re-visited Chocolate & Cheese @ about 20-something this go 'round and I fucking loved it! Ween were really weird, yet talented... almost too talented. I can vaguel

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