The Witzard

First, it was their suspiciously unprofessional @MallardAir Twitter handle, vaguely Street Boners -esque Chromeo's Airport Styles Instagram page, and their recently-announced 36-date Frequent Flyer Tour ; all of this kinda seemed like an elaborate promotional campaign for Chromeo 's latest White Women single, coincidentally titled "Frequent Flyer" or a possible tour with brother-band, Duck Sauce . Just this past Monday, Dave 1 & P-Thugg have teamed up with Funny or Die to present a hilarious Mallard Air in-flight safety video that dually functions as a music video for, you guessed it... "Frequent Flyer." The Funk Lordz bring their self-described and critically-acclaimed brand of "Larry David Funk" to Mallard 's above average airline safety video, which includes precautionary guidelines like "in the event of a water landing, disco floor lights will illuminate the way." One extremely lucky Mallard flight attendant, of c...

More of less a self-proclaimed "1984 punk, 1990 comics, 1993 writing, 1994 publishing, 2004 videos, 2008 production, 2012 commercials, 2013 movies"-affiliated Renaissance Man , Gavin McInnes surprisingly has one of the most interesting and family/kid-friendly Instagram accounts [sans boobs]. Granted, it's a little more tame and less in-your face than DO's & DON'Ts or say, uh... Street Boners or How to Piss In Public AKA The Death of Cool; McInnes started doing #pancakemorning(s) almost every Sunday roughly 42 weeks ago. I'm an amateur baker by day and I'd guess he's either pumping pancake batter out of icing bags of skillfully cutting breakfast art into pre-made pancakes. What kinda seems like a made-to-order kitchen service has included golden brown renderings of everything from Jon Cena to a "walking butt," as well as countless Ninja Turtles and TMNT super-villains. When he's not playing with his food, Gavin McInnes ru...

For starters, I'm not entirely sure if How to Be a Man is an upcoming movie or a 3-minute short film; But regardless, this is gonna be fucking awesome! VICE co-founder Gavin McInnes currently runs his own Hipster fashion-ragging site, Street Boners & TV Carnage , frequently appears as a wildcard guest on Red Eye , he just penned How to Piss In Public (Simon & Schuster) , and now he's produced his own mid-life crisis/death wish film. Fox Studios somehow greenlit and funded How to Be a Man , which finds McInnes' character Mark coping with the harsh reality of [almost] certain death by "man-boob cancer." He then hires an amateur cameraman named Bryan (Liam Aiken) to document grizzly, yet important life lessons to eventually show to his unborn son. Let's just say that it looks like a crazy/awesome trip through the DOs and DON'Ts of sex, drugs & Rock "N" Roll ... Gavin McInnes supposedly wrote it's script in 3 short days, ...