Mr. Dibbs & DJ T-Rock Present: P**NTABLISTS' "Just The Tip" from The 2nd Cumming Full-length (Parental Advisory/Not Safe for Work)

Mr. Dibbs is a producer, circuit-bending artist, and long-time touring DJ for Atmosphere, El-P, Run The Jewels, and Eyedea. DJ T-Rock is a modern-day "cowboy," aspiring actor, and experienced turntablist with recent releases on Cold Busted. Mr. Dibbs & DJ T-Rock have known each other for at least 16 years with one of their earliest appearances on-record together being "Porntablist" from Side F of Dibbs' acclaimed 2003 Rhymesayers Ent. 3xLP, The 30th Song. DJ T-Rock & Mr. Dibbs have since collaborated countless times, including: "Dibbs (Outro)" from RAP ON ME? THE ORFANZ EP, "Rock Out" from DJ T-Rock & Squashy Nice Present: OUTLOUD, A.P.S.O.'s single "The Isle" with @E_makes_music, and a mysterious project called Travel Lodge 305. Now, Mr. Dibbs & DJ T-Rock have once again reunited as Porntablists to collectively display "the art of manipulating pornographic sound bites" with their turntables. For Porntablists' "forthcumming" album, The 2nd Cumming, DJ T-Rock & Mr. Dibbs have compiled a collection of Sex Education, "stag party," and X-rated vinyl records originally released from 1950-80. Just this week, in honor of Valentine's Day, Mr. Dibbs & DJ T-Rock have unleashed the first "scene" from Porntablists' The 2nd Cumming with a raunchy nearly 6-minute single entitled "Just The Tip." It's now available on a Name-Your Price basis from DJ T-Rock's Bandcamp page, as well as FREE download directly from MrDibbs.com.

"So... DJ T-Rock (@djt_rockofficial) & Myself Were Thinking About This. Do You Remember A Time When You Didn't Have Walk On F***ing Egg Shells, As To Not Offend Your Neighbors God Damn P.C. Cat Or Whatever The F**k That Thing Is? You Miss That Don't You? Well, So Do We. So, F**K 'EM, We've Returned. PORNTABLIST IS BACK! Here's The Teaser To The First "Scene." We Call It "JUST THE TIP." This Entire "Scene" Will Be Available To DOWNLOAD FOR FREE! ON VALENTINE'S DAY! With The Full-Length To Follow Shortly. So, If You Like Porn Sounds, Scratching, Glitches, Vaseline, Various Lubes & Really, Don't Give A Flying F**k Who You, Potentially, Might Offend, Then, This Sh*t's For You. If Not, Then, F**K DIRECTLY OFF... Enjoy Kids, It Only Hurts The First Couple Of Times!"

- MR. DIBBS (@mrf*ckingdibbs)

"Let Me Shine for You:" Lindsay Lohan for Playboy (Winter 2011-12 Leak)

Lindsay Lohan essentially embodies exactly "What NOT to Do In Hollywood :" Fame, fortune, success... sex, drugs & Rock "N" Roll . Within a fairly short period of time, Lohan somehow managed to obtain a plentiful helping of POWER @ a very young age. This gradual rise-downfall was captured on film; Between 1998-2010, she portrayed a wide array of roles across the silver screen in movies including: Mean Girls, Bobby , Herbie Fully Loaded , Georgia Rule, Machete , and Freaky Friday . Between rapid-paced film shoots, Lindsay Lohan also found time to record 2 Pop Rock albums for Casablanca , Speak (2004) and A Litter More Personal-Raw (2005). Needless to say, Lindsay Lohan has gotten roped up in a lot of troubles and woes with the law over the last 3-5 years... a vicious cycle of drugs, arrest, court, rehab, "daddy issues," jail time [Repeat]. That's the pure basics of it - But Google that shit for additional info, if necessary. Towards the end of...

[W]reckless, Topless American Youth: Lana del Rey - "Born 2 Die" (Britney Spears Birthday 30)

Lana del Rey [Lizzy Grant] effectively became 2011's "It Girl" with the release of her phenomenal debut single, "Video Games" (Stranger) . Like many struggling singer-songwriters, Grant has been signed, dropped, and significantly changed her public image since bursting onto the scene (2009). With that said, it can be assumed that Lana del Rey has collected just as many "haters" as she has avid supporters. To be perfectly honest, the only other artist I can think of that made this much commotion... garnered so much wide-spread buzz/hate and critical acclaim -- right out of the gates -- with just one track is Britney Spears . And maybe in this post- Mike musical era, that's the true synthesis of Pop Culture: Britney Lynn Spears . After months of repeated teasing and speculation, Lana del Rey 's major label debut, Born 2 Die will [finally] be released this coming Jan. 30-31, 2012. Pitchfork reports that it will feature "Off to The Ra...

Liberty Bell Cracked In 1/2: Ween - "Freedom of '76" (Gene Ween's Final Send-Off)

Chocolate & Cheese (1994) was one of the first albums I bought with my own money. I was in some sort of BMG Music Club , where you'd buy 5 CD's and then get 10 for "FREE." It was all sent through mail order and you picked the titles from some special booklet. I'm almost positive that Chocolate & Cheese's side boob-baring album cover was what initially drew me in... mind you, I was 12-15 and the zany Ween logo/middle finger CD graphic really didn't hurt either. Honestly, I forget how I really felt about it @ the time, but a few years later, my older cousin Josh told me that Ween were this BIG college "jam band." CKY did some sort pf 93.3 radio takeover to promote their new album and played "Freedom of '76" late that night on air. Needless to say, I re-visited Chocolate & Cheese @ about 20-something this go 'round and I fucking loved it! Ween were really weird, yet talented... almost too talented. I can vaguel...

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