F*ck, That's Delicious Presents: Action Bronson Unleashes Alchemist-produced Mr. Wonderful Loosie, "Big League Chew" (VICE Records)

'"Did I do a perfect dive?" is such a popular debate (well, I'll give it a 9.3). I'm the hottest shit since B2K... I got an old soul and young legs. I'm like a good horse," Action Bronson effortlessly rhymes on his latest Alchemist-produced non-album track, "Big League Chew," which premiered during the eighth episode of his MUNCHIES/VICE web-series, F*ck, That's Delicious (Roasted In Santa Monica). "This is just another one they're gonna shoot down because it doesn't have a f*cking hook. It doesn't have anything that they're looking for, the radio... f*ck that, if this was '96, it would be hot," Bronson begrudgingly laments during the episode, which additionally features appearances from actor-turned-rapper Simon "Dirt Nasty" Rex, B-Real, Big Body Bes, and apparent FTD super-fan, Chef Mario Batali. @ActionBronson went on to further describe "Big League Chew" as a "CUSTOM-MADE SONG FOR THE LAST EPISODE OF THE SEASON [OF F*CK, THAT'S DELICIOUS];" The Alchemist-produced track's creation can be seen about mid-way through the 23-minute episode, while Bronson lets some seasoned cauliflower slow cook upstairs. Action Bronson's long-awaited VICE Records debut, Mr. Wonderful will finally see a world-wide release this upcoming March 23-24th; It's rumored to feature sharp-tongued rhymes from Meyhem Lauren, Big Body Bes, Chance The Rapper, Chauncy Sherod, and Blue Chips 1-2 cohorts Party Supplies, along with genre-blending production work from Mark Ronson and Noah "40" Shebib.

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