Seth Rogen & Evan Goldberg Present: "This Is The End" (Red Band Trailer #2)

This Is The End, the movie formerly known as The End of The World/The Apocalypse, is quickly nearing it's June 12th nation-wide release. First time directors, Seth Rogen & Evan Goldberg just unveiled it's second Red Band trailer this past Monday, which follows one that was released on "the dawn of the apocalypse" (just in case). Thinly veiled behind a Pineapple Express 2/Sony-backed April Fool's prank, This Is The End's new trailer naturally reveals a lot more of the film's plot than it's predecessor; Mishka Bloglin laments that "the movie plays out an end of the world scenario at a party hosted by James Franco -- including everyone who's ever been in a Judd Apatow comedy," plus Rihanna, Emma Watson, Mindy Kaling, Martin Starr (Bill) from Freaks & Geeks, and maybe even a semi-misplaced Backstreet Boys cameo ha.

Franco's RAGER is soon interrupted by the impending apocalypse, pesky Earth quakes, etc... as soon as everyone rushes out of his house, a giant sinkhole erupts in his front lawn. Aziz Ansari is one of the first celebrities to perish and nearly pulls Kevin Hart down into the Earth-torn abyss along with him. When push comes to shove, James Franco, Seth Rogen, Jay Buruchel, Danny McBride, Jonah Hill, and Craig Robinson are seemingly amongst the last survivors on Earth! It doesn't really help anything that their food/water supply includes, as Seth Rogen blatantly puts it: "12 bottles of water, 56 beers, 1/2 ounce Sour Diesel, 1 ounce Shrooms, CT Crunch, a Milky Way." Man, Emma Watson's a TOTAL badass - Just watch the trailer [above] and see it for yourself!

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